![]() ![]() As I get older, I realise I’m gonna love rap music when I’m 80. You know, I love it! You know, I’m 39, I’m that age, I’ve been loving rap music forever. Now, I’m 39, right? And I still love rap music, I love rap music. And if they got so many strippers at college, how come I never got a smart lap dance? I never got a girl that sat on my lap and said, “If I was you, I would diversify my portfolio.” “You know, ever since the end of the Cold War, I find NATO obsolete.” I didn’t know they had a college that only took one-dollar bills. The stripper myth is, “I’m stripping to pay my tuition.” No, you’re not. There’s a stripper myth that’s being perpetuated throughout society. What I got a problem with is the stripper myth. How the fuck could you eat at a nasty-ass strip club? What? Are you that hungry? Motherfucker, go to Mickey D’s or some shit. You know those guys that eat at the strip club? Eat at the buffet. You know those guys that go to the strip club in the daytime? If you at a strip club and the sun is out, you got some problems. We all got those friends that’s addicted to strip clubs. “I gave this bitch a dollar, she didn’t do nothing.” No. You take ’em to a normal club, they ask one girl to dance – “Would you like to dance?” “Maybe later.” “Yo, man, let’s go to the titty bar. You know those guys that cannot function in a normal club. Every guy in here got a friend that’s addicted to strip clubs. Give your wife clear heels – “What the fuck is this shit? “Get this ho shit out my house. OK? Your wife, you know, your wife will take care of you but she ain’t gonna entertain you. Somebody’s gotta do it, somebody has to entertain the married men of America. Somebody has to take on the monumental responsibility that the strippers do. ![]() “Something that just says ‘nasty’.” One girl said, “I got it! Clear heels!” “Ooh, girl, you disgusting. When did clear heels become the new whore uniform? When did that happen? Was there a big old ho convention and all the hoes got together and said, “We need something new. “I’m gonna change my name to Cinder Buns “and I’m gonna wear clear heels.” Some of them were like, “Daddy, can we talk?” “Hey, I’m watching the game.” “I’ll show you! “I’m gonna dance naked to Mötley Crüe records. I’m not making fun of the strippers cos some of these girls were abused. You thought you had a household? No, you got a ho camp. Keep my baby off the pole! They don’t grade fathers but if your daughter’s a stripper, you fucked up. Sometimes I’m walking with my daughter, talking to my daughter, I’m looking at her in her stroller, and sometimes I pick her up and stare at her and I realise my only job in life… is to keep her off the pole. ![]() That shit ain’t fun, OK? She giving you a hard time over some shit her daddy did in 1969, OK? That shit ain’t never fun. And every man in here has dated a woman with some daddy issues. And my relationship with my daughter is gonna affect her relationship with men for the rest of her life. And it’s amazing when you have a girl – you’re a man and you have a girl, it’s eye-opening. I mean, even roaches have kids, right? But I got a little baby girl. I was waiting for special things to happen, and a lot’s happened in my life since the last time I was on the road, man. Now I haven’t toured in a long time, I haven’t done a special for a long time. Lovely Constitution Hall, that’s right, man. Number four! Yeah! Yeah, this is the Kill Bill one, you know what I’m saying? Gonna do it right, man. Thank you all for coming out to my fourth HBO Special. He hits home, I mean, all his jokes are on point and you know exactly what he’s talking about.ĭC, are you ready? DC, are you ready? Give it up for my brother, the one, the only, Chris Rock!!! I think he’s true with everything he says. I think he’s a very progressive black man. As he says, there’s black folks and there’s n i g g e r s. He’s original, he’s hilarious, he’s a superstar, and I have two tickets for me and my baby to go see him. Recorded on March 24–26 2004 at the DAR Constitution Hall, Washington, D.C. Hilarious within an inch of its life, Chris Rock’s Never Scared is an excellent 90 minutes and maintains his own status as a strong comic presence. Kelly, Krispy Kremes, strippers “paying themselves for college and giving a smart lap dance while wearing clear heels,” the dynamics of relationships between men and women, he also makes some very strong (but humorous) points when talking about how the government advertises approved medicines while maintaining a hypocritical attitude on drugs and weapons, and he drives the issue home as to the politics of wealth which draws a clear difference between Whites and Blacks (or non whites). ![]() Gleefully making fun of rap music over the years, the Jacksons, Kobe Bryant, R. Chris Rock pulls out all the stops in his no-holds-barred stand up comedy special which aired in April 2004 on HBO. ![]()
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